Things You Learn from Playing Video Games

• If it moves, destroy it!
• You can overcome most adversaries, simply by having more quarters.
• Ninjas are common and frequently fight in public.
• Shoot everything...If it blows up or dies, it was bad.
• When in doubt use cheat codes or see #10.
• Piloting any vehicle takes no training.
• Death is reversible for 25 cents.
• A thousand-to-one odds against you is not a problem.
• You never run out of ammunition, just grenades.
• When still in doubt input ... Up - Up - Down - Down - Left - Right - Left - Right - B - A - Start

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